The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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