I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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