that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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