I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Well I just put wine in my tea
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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