Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You ate ashes out of my bong
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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