At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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