Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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