**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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