What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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