and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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