just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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