There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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