Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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