i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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