I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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