I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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