i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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