im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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