What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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