is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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