Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Farmville is her only friend.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
He's a Shit stain on my heart
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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