fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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