She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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