So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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