I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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