i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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