4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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