You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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