There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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