He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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