But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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