whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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