8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
50% drunk capacity currently
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Randomize
