Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You are a genius and a whore.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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