I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
pray to the hookup gods
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
