Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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