If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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