honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Randomize
