People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
