google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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