So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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