Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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