he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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