Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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