I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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