Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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