SEEEEXXX PLEASE
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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