I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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