Buhtt sex?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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