Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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