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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
There r osticjed everywhere
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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