if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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