He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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