i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
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