Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Randomize
